SuperPORPcola ™ does not explicitly encourage one to drink SuperPORPcola ™. Compliance with galaxy mandated uranium testing does not quantify nor explain said amounts of uranium in each specific SuperPORPcola ™ beverage. IGMR (Intergalactic Marketing Registry) does not allow sale of SuperPORPcola to singulars nor “mere mortals.” We appreciate your compliance with our safety regulations and encourage you to buy SuperPORPcola ™